Disgust
Saturday 27th JAN 07 12:12am
I realised recently that it's actually really easy to live the grand life. Have that landed home, drive that luxury car, platinum cards, first class travel, tens of thousands in salary every month. Sounds cool? It is. And guess what? It doesn't take much to achieve this too.
HOW?
Just set up a charity. That's how.
Tell people you are working for a good cause. Save these people.... help these poor souls.
And as Singaporeans, we have good hearts. Really. We like to help as much as we can. So we donate a dollar. Not alot right? it's just a dollar.
So 10 people gives a dollar each. Then 20, 40, 80, 160.
Before you know it, your charity will have tens of thousands of dollars in donations. Given by the kind people who, despite their own financial commitments, spared that loose change for your cause. Your good cause.
So then you tell yourself, hey, look at this... i managed to raise half a million dollars for my charity. All my hard work has paid off. Now it's time to reward myself. I'll give myself a good pay check. $13,500 - S25,000 sounds good. But wait, i have worked my heart out for the past 1 -2 years to get this far, let's backdate my salary to the day i founded the charity. Then you tell yourself, i think i want to spread my charity to the world. I should travel. I should fly first class. it's simple really. I'm the CEO of a charity. A big charity. As CEO, it's unbecoming to be seen flying in economy class. My charity should pay for me, cause I've been working so hard to make the charity grow. My charity should also pay for my car and house, as i need to travel alot even in my own country. I should not be made to pay for my own petrol and car. And as CEO, i should have a big house, to tell people how hard i have worked and how successful i have been.
The Charity should pay for all of my expenses.
And when people start to question? I'll just point my fingers at the board, cause THEY should be the one answerable if anything should be found improper. I am doing so much for my charity. I FOUNDED this charity DAMN IT.
I MADE IT WHAT IT IS TODAY.
Why shouldn't i be paid millions of dollars a year? Why shouldn't i get a fat bonus? Why shouldn't i fly first class? Why shouldn't i get free housing and cars? Why shouldn't i use my charity to create more business opportunities for myself?
The board KNOWS about my pay. They KNOW how much i have done. HECK, they even wanted to INCREASE my salary for Pete's sakes! Why should i be at fault?
Oh, you say all the money was donated? OK.
SO?
You donated to my charity right? So it's up to ME, as the CEO of the charity to decide what i want to do with the money right? Logic what. you give somebody something, it's up to the person to do what she/he wants with it. I use the money to give myself a good life. What's wrong with that? Besides, the beneficiaries still get your money what.... only much less only.
Why? nothing wrong what.
So what if you only earn a few hundred or a few thousand a month and have bills and mouths to feed?
PLEASE. cry me a river. Is it MY fault you can't earn enough to feed yourself? You wanted to donate your 10, 20 bucks a month to my charity. DID i point a gun to your head and forced you to do it?
Blame it on yourself lor.
In the meantime, I'm still driving my luxury car, I'm still living in my landed property. Boo Hoo.
Eat it and fill it, sucker.
So you see guys, JUST START a Charity. You'll get the high life you want. Heck, it's as if the whole island is supporting you ANYWAY. They are paying you to live a wonderful life. HOW COOL is that?
DURAI, VINCENT LAM. HOW DO YOU PEOPLE LIVE WITH YOURSELVES? HAVE YOU NO BLOODY CONSCIENCE? DO YOU SLEEP WELL AT NIGHT?
I have NEVER used a swear word since i was aware of myself. But now, forgive me.
YOU TWO CAN #@$#%$%#% ROT IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahem..... So how my friends?
Still want to start a charity? Good career prospects no?
EarlGrey
I realised recently that it's actually really easy to live the grand life. Have that landed home, drive that luxury car, platinum cards, first class travel, tens of thousands in salary every month. Sounds cool? It is. And guess what? It doesn't take much to achieve this too.
HOW?
Just set up a charity. That's how.
Tell people you are working for a good cause. Save these people.... help these poor souls.
And as Singaporeans, we have good hearts. Really. We like to help as much as we can. So we donate a dollar. Not alot right? it's just a dollar.
So 10 people gives a dollar each. Then 20, 40, 80, 160.
Before you know it, your charity will have tens of thousands of dollars in donations. Given by the kind people who, despite their own financial commitments, spared that loose change for your cause. Your good cause.
So then you tell yourself, hey, look at this... i managed to raise half a million dollars for my charity. All my hard work has paid off. Now it's time to reward myself. I'll give myself a good pay check. $13,500 - S25,000 sounds good. But wait, i have worked my heart out for the past 1 -2 years to get this far, let's backdate my salary to the day i founded the charity. Then you tell yourself, i think i want to spread my charity to the world. I should travel. I should fly first class. it's simple really. I'm the CEO of a charity. A big charity. As CEO, it's unbecoming to be seen flying in economy class. My charity should pay for me, cause I've been working so hard to make the charity grow. My charity should also pay for my car and house, as i need to travel alot even in my own country. I should not be made to pay for my own petrol and car. And as CEO, i should have a big house, to tell people how hard i have worked and how successful i have been.
The Charity should pay for all of my expenses.
And when people start to question? I'll just point my fingers at the board, cause THEY should be the one answerable if anything should be found improper. I am doing so much for my charity. I FOUNDED this charity DAMN IT.
I MADE IT WHAT IT IS TODAY.
Why shouldn't i be paid millions of dollars a year? Why shouldn't i get a fat bonus? Why shouldn't i fly first class? Why shouldn't i get free housing and cars? Why shouldn't i use my charity to create more business opportunities for myself?
The board KNOWS about my pay. They KNOW how much i have done. HECK, they even wanted to INCREASE my salary for Pete's sakes! Why should i be at fault?
Oh, you say all the money was donated? OK.
SO?
You donated to my charity right? So it's up to ME, as the CEO of the charity to decide what i want to do with the money right? Logic what. you give somebody something, it's up to the person to do what she/he wants with it. I use the money to give myself a good life. What's wrong with that? Besides, the beneficiaries still get your money what.... only much less only.
Why? nothing wrong what.
So what if you only earn a few hundred or a few thousand a month and have bills and mouths to feed?
PLEASE. cry me a river. Is it MY fault you can't earn enough to feed yourself? You wanted to donate your 10, 20 bucks a month to my charity. DID i point a gun to your head and forced you to do it?
Blame it on yourself lor.
In the meantime, I'm still driving my luxury car, I'm still living in my landed property. Boo Hoo.
Eat it and fill it, sucker.
So you see guys, JUST START a Charity. You'll get the high life you want. Heck, it's as if the whole island is supporting you ANYWAY. They are paying you to live a wonderful life. HOW COOL is that?
DURAI, VINCENT LAM. HOW DO YOU PEOPLE LIVE WITH YOURSELVES? HAVE YOU NO BLOODY CONSCIENCE? DO YOU SLEEP WELL AT NIGHT?
I have NEVER used a swear word since i was aware of myself. But now, forgive me.
YOU TWO CAN #@$#%$%#% ROT IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahem..... So how my friends?
Still want to start a charity? Good career prospects no?
EarlGrey
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